Thanksgiving Short Skate
- Written by Super User
- Parent Category: The Whole Night Skate Blog
- Category: Reviews and Maps
- Published: 24 December 2011
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It was a night of record-setting and firsts, this pre-Thanksgiving skate of 2011.
- 100% of the skaters smoke
- This meant there were ample smoke-breaks
- 66% of the skaters were tobacco smokers
- This meant there was lots of wheezing
- 66% of the skaters were women
- This meant we were on-time and smelled nice.
- The skate was less than 6 miles
- Officially the shortest NightSkate ever
- JenniX got drunk at Weenies & Beer
- This *never* happens
Afterwards, private transportation was provided. That's extra cool.