- 100% of the skaters smoke
- This meant there were ample smoke-breaks
- 66% of the skaters were tobacco smokers
- This meant there was lots of wheezing
- 66% of the skaters were women
- This meant we were on-time and smelled nice.
- The skate was less than 6 miles
- Officially the shortest NightSkate ever
- JenniX got drunk at Weenies & Beer
- This *never* happens
Afterwards, private transportation was provided. That's extra cool.